I downloaded and read C.C. Humphreys’ short story about the birth of his 18th Century hero Jack Absolute. Enjoyed it, of course, as I knew I would. Humphreys crowds a great deal into fewer than 30 pages. The action swirls around the Battle of Dettingen in Germany in 1743, during the War of Austrian Succession. James Absolute is a cavalryman who has just learned that his lover Jane Fitzsimmons is about to give birth in London. Jane is an actress, and threatened by ruin. In the first scene, she takes the stage to sing a ballad that suits her circumstances, entitled “Following The Drum.”
This, of course, was a rabbit hole I could not resist diving down. The song is an authentic 18th Century piece depicting the life of a camp follower. In that era, European armies moved with a long train of laundresses, wives, and prostitutes, many of whom also served in a pinch as nurses. They were, quite literally, following the drum.

James Absolute fought as a dragoon in the Battle of Dettingen. The battle is depicted in C.C. Humphreys’ new (and free) short story “The Birth of Jack Absolute.”
Oh once I slept on a feather bed
With blankets woollen warm
Now I’m glad to lay my head
On a cloak that’s old and torn
So sing with me a merry catch
As summer days will come
My love he is a soldier boy
So I’m following the drum.
With a patter patter tat
And a rattle and a scrap
And the beat of a marching song
I’m ragged and I’m worn
And my hose are torn
And still I follow him along.
Oh once I ate from a silver plate
With sauces rich and rare
Now I’m glad if I’m not too late
To find some bread to share
Oh sup with me on a scraggy fowl
And dream of sugar plums
My love he is a soldier boy
So I’m following the drum.
With a patter patter tat
And a rattle and a scrap
And the beat of a marching song
I’m ragged and I’m worn
And my hose are torn-
And still I follow him along.
Oh once I wore a silken shawl
And a bonnet of ribbon trim
Now I’m glad if I’m clad at all
‘Twixt my ankles and my chin.
Oh sew with me in a sturdy stitch
And do not prick your thumb
My love he is a soldier boy
So I’m following the drum.
With a patter patter tat
And a rattle and a scrap
And the beat of a marching song
I’m lame and tired before my time
And still I follow him along.
Oh I’m lame and tired but still I smile
And still I follow him along.
The quest for a rendition of the song led me to a Hulu original entitled Harlots. Looks quite intense…
London in 1763 is booming, and one in five women makes a living selling sex. Women’s opportunity for economic advancement is to marry well or be a prostitute. The city’s brothels are run by canny, cruel businesswomen such as Margaret Wells and Lydia Quigley. The prostitutes are reviewed in Harris’s List of Covent Garden Ladies, which some of the women are seen reading in the premiere episode.
But there is a new morality in the air as religious crusaders demand the closure of brothels, and the constables are happy to launch brutal raids.[1]
Episodes revolve round Mrs Wells’ determination to improve her life and fortune by moving her brothel to Greek Street in Soho and serve a better class of Georgian society. To finance the move, after receiving a £100 fine, she auctions the virginity of her younger daughter Lucy as she had done before with her older daughter Charlotte when she was 12 years old. Charlotte is the lover of the besotted Sir George Howard, who wants her to sign a contract with him that makes him her “keeper.”
Margaret’s move to Greek Street puts her into conflict with Lydia Quigley, for whom she had previously worked as a prostitute. Lydia Quigley operates a high class brothel in Golden Square, serving rich, highly influential people in the judiciary and police, and blackmails a religious reformer into opposing Margaret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4tOYVy0yQ
This London was not the frontier, obviously; it was the metropole of an Empire that pushed out its frontiers across North America, Oceania, South Africa, South Asia… It is strange mixture of extraordinary bravery and gallantry and the birth of high ideals and explosive material improvement, side-by-side with the sordid, exploitative and downright grotesque. And endlessly fascinating…

deuce says
Thanks for the tip! I downloaded the Jack Absolute story.
JimC says
Enjoy.
lane batot says
Reminds me a bit of the comment mumbled by Paul Newman as Judge Roy Bean(“The Life And Times Of”), about how tweren’t nuthin’ worse than a whore turned respectable…..
Alex says
Found this post while googling about the song. I’ve been looking for more info about the song since I heard it on Harlots (almost 2 years ago now). I wasn’t able to find any history of it when I first looked, and yours is the first place I’ve seen that verifies it as traditional (as opposed to written for the show). Do you have any citation or resources that you used that you could share with us? I’d love to find more info. Thanks for the post!
JimC says
Thanks for stopping by the campfire Alex. I’ll see what I’ve got.